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Save the Antelope

NutZ — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:12:07 GMT

As some of you probably already know, I foolishly joined an animal rescue
group last year and was assigned to protect the African Antelope.

Well, last weekend was my first real action, and fortunately my efforts
were captured on the attached video. I hope you enjoy it.

This type of work is rather tiring for a man of my age, but it is most
rewarding. But even so, one rescue a day is all I can handle right now.

Original Video - More videos at TinyPic

Is this why you always have headaches?????

Devil_Jin — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:40:27 GMT

Is this why you always have headaches????????

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.
Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how
they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

"Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen.

The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do."

A discussion ensues. Finally the couples decide to swap partners for the
night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a
bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member
about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.

"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.

"Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"

"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.

"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."

"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love .

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate
ways. As they walked along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was wonderful. How about you?"

"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!"

Need a good laugh?

Devil_Jin — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:36:58 GMT

Need a good laugh?

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another
seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say
for himself.

The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady
got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are
Coming' and I grinned.'

'Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's
Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.

'Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick', and I could hardly contain myself.'

'BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under
a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...
I just lost it.'

'CASE DISMISSED!!'

A Priest and A Hair Dryer

Devil_Jin — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:30:10 GMT

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her,

"Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the
Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you
could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official
asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have
to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date,

unused ."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." "Next!"

Good habits

Devil_Jin — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:24:11 GMT

A beggar came along and asked a guy for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.

Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.

The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea".. He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar.

The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good".

The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver".

The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone"..

As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit."

Suddenly the man asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".

The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no bad habits looks like."

Dont Miss this one

Devil_Jin — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:22:57 GMT

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Kathy Griffin She'll Cut A Bitch

Devil_Jin — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:16:55 GMT

It was about time that we watch female comedian

Enjoy 5 parts ..

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Part4

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Part5

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Legos Gone Wild!

Devil_Jin — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:14:02 GMT

This hottest chicks in legoland bare their bricks for you!

Code

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And here is litle adone if you want to get some fun game ..
Swine Fighter : The swin flue game

Code

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All Aboard the Train

Devil_Jin — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:12:24 GMT

I don't know how many of them is in that train but i think there is no space for 1 more

Code

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Justin Timberlake -- Mother Lover - a Funny video

Devil_Jin — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:11:22 GMT

Justin Timberlake -- Mother Lover - a Funny video hahaha they did it again

Code

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