Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza... "
Operator: "That' s not a good idea Sir"
Customer: " How come?"
Operator: " According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it "
Customer: "How do you know for sure? "
Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir "
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost? "
Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99 "
Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card? "
Operator: "I 'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank
$3, 720.55 since October last year. That 's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you 've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas; I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway? "
Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can 't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: "What!
Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised? "
Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you 're also diabetic....... "
Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^
Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language
on a policeman...? "
Customer: [Faints]