Female Comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Can't return the compliment though
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