Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Can't return the compliment though

Continued in the previous thread..